I can't believe you wrote a story about the Eurovision Song contest!!!! I had to write my comment now while I was still giggling, but I would love to see the Americans' reaction to this!! I actually watched a taped version because we went out for the night and then stayed up till 2 am to see for ourselves!!! The French and Italians take it all far too seriously! And why do they carry on insisting on doing the French bits? I am a French teacher and even I can see it's pointless!! They really aught to just do it in their own language and translate it into English.

why the hell do we carry on competing? And then we even WATCH the damned thing!!!

Fantastic story! Needed to be said!
Thank you!