anyanka_eg: (Default)
[personal profile] anyanka_eg
Okay, so I was in the supermarket the other day and spotted this cookie packet and nearly burst out laughing. My mind may be in the gutter but the illustration looks nothing like Matchmakers. For those outside the UK who might not have heard of them Matchmakers are rather gorgeous little chocolate sticks with mint crisp pieces in.




These look like brown cocks don't they? Seriously it's not just because I have a truly filthy mind and spend too much time watching porn is it? Did no one at Nestle spot this?


(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ionaonie.livejournal.com
LOL OMFG - they really, really do!

What the hell were Nestle thinking? Obviously they really, really weren't *eyeroll*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] courtberger.livejournal.com
Looks a cock to me, I looked at the pic first and then I read your entry and I though, wow, a chocolate dick in a box *grins*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pennyplainknits.livejournal.com
Definatly phallic-maybe the designer was bored....

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Or someone was thinking and didn't think it'd get so far. I just wanted to turn to someone and go 'oh my god look' but there was only a couple of old ladies and I thought maybe not.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Now, you can buy a chocolate dick in a box but not from the bakery section of the supermarket. Actually not from the supermarket at all.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Or really stupid. I assume you've seen the Cake Wrecks Blog. The fireman cake on there is of a similar nature http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/05/this-made-me-laugh-til-i-cried.html

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com
Ahaha, Matchmakers! *dies*

Oh god, I really need to get that image out of my head now.

Also! I got mail from you! It can has be Christmas now? *bounces*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Yes, it's in my head too...forever.

It can be Christmas now because other people have opened their's too. And you've been a good girl this year :-)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com
Hee, alright!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com
Oh, heee! Recipes with stories! That's so awesome. ♥

Thank you! *bounces*

Now I'm really glad you're gonna get a hopefully-nice Christmas present, too. Though it'll probably be late.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:42 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Glad you like it. For some reason I thought of you when writing the hot chocolate one. Not sure why.

I'm sure whatever you send will be great. Speaking of which I must put my cards up on the fir place and thank the senders. Been so busy for ages that it's all getting away from me. Got a Christmas tree now though :-)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anjak-j.livejournal.com
You know, I actually bought some of those from Asda last week and I never even noticed that.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com
I think I talked about my love for chocolate milk several times. :>

I could never get a Christmas tree. The cats would destroy it. *g*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Okay, so this was more disturbing than the cookies http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10224%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!11703%7C%7C_40151_-1_10224_62383_10001_10224

But I did see this and it made me think of John buying it for Rodney for Christmas but it's really a present for himself because he wants the product of it :-) http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!10224%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!11703%7C%7C_40151_-1_10224_42053_10001_10224

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] courtberger.livejournal.com
*sputters* Now that's awesome!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Well that proves it then, it's just me. I've got a filthy mind.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
That must be it. Your non-too-subtle conditioning has worked, you fiend!

Mine ignores the tree. Well she has so far for all the times I've had one. This year will be the time she doesn't of course because this year it could fall over and destroy my TV.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavvyan.livejournal.com
Yay! Next target: the world! \o/

Hah, probably. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
bwaaa hahahaha OMG, those are cocks!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-14 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
And you would know, being a doctor and all. I still can't believe no one else has worked this out.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
And even if the ones I normally see are the little ones, a penis is a penis.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] droolfangrrl.livejournal.com
It's not just you, asked hubby he concurred!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 08:20 am (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sulien77.livejournal.com
Someone in the art department of marketing is having a good laugh. I'd probably have gotten whiplash while walking down the supermarket isle when I saw those and did a double take. That is entirely too funny!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
That sounds very Forrest Gump. A penis is a penis *snorts*

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
Phew. I'm not alone. I still can't belive they made them.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 10:38 pm (UTC)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-15 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anyanka-eg.livejournal.com
I was so surprised that I nearly said 'look, cocks!' to the two old ladies who happened to be wandering by but I restrained myself.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-12-16 05:51 pm (UTC)

Profile

anyanka_eg: (Default)
anyanka_eg

May 2009

S M T W T F S
     12
34 5678 9
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627282930
31      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags