Ever have one of those days?

The ones where you realize you have the hand eye coordination of someone registered blind who has no hands? The ones where you're as graceless as a hippo on rollerblades?

While I was cleaning the house today (because quite frankly it was really grim) I walked in to everything I own that was pointy or solid or level with a sensitive bits of my anatomy. I have a fairly spectacular bruise on the side of my left knee from the radiator drying wrack I crashed into. Everything a stood near fell over. Picture on top of the tv in the bedroom must have fallen on the floor about eight times. The mop fell over every time I leaned it against anything. The hose of the hoover kept dropping into sections for no apparent reason. I kept banging the same toe on things. Oh, and playing on the Nintendo Wii yesterday seems to have damaged my knee. Not sure how that one happened mind you. It wasn't a vigorous game but kneeling down seems to be horribly painful now.

On the plus side dying my hair this morning was surprisingly free of collateral damage to the bathroom. Maybe the run of being as stumpy as fuck started after lunch.