This made me laugh out loud
Dec. 29th, 2008 07:01 pm
see Sarah Palin pictures
Also, I just found the post I made on Christmas day wishing you all a good day didn't post. I was posting from the browser on my phone from bed before I got up, so I didn't check it actualy posted. Silly me, trusting the phone I helped to make :-) So, I hope you had a good day. If you didn't, I hope the New Year will bring you all you hope for.
I have to say a huge thank you to
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Not the right sort of white Christmas
Dec. 23rd, 2008 09:44 pmI succumbed
Dec. 20th, 2008 09:31 pmIt did make me want to write a Wii Atlantis story. I think John and Ronon would like the sick humour of Destroy all Humans, you just know Teyla will be an ace at SSX Blur and Rodney would hate playing Big Brain Academy in case he didn't win.
My folks, my brother and his girlfriend are coming over tomorrow so they can all have a play. I'm sure my bro has already had a go of someone's but Dad should enjoy himself, as long as he doesn't put his back out. Mum can't really have a go as she can't see. Mind you I think she'd probably get as high a score as me as I'm crap. And she can use the force. She used to manage to throw a rolled up dish cloth at trouble makers across the class room when she was teaching craft classes just aiming from their voices.
For lunch I'm making a tuna wellington as my brother and his girlfriend don't eat meat. She doesn't eat onions or garlic either which is a nightmare. I've made the mushroom pate part already with some chestnut and prorchini mushrooms so I can assemble them tomorrow after I steam the spinach. I think I'll do individual ones rather than one large one, mainly because I've got small-ish pieces of tuna steak. I've also made cocoa snaps (like ginger snaps but with cocoa) and I'm going to make a tangerine mousse to go with them. I shall let you know how it goes.
Cake...a slightly kinky cake
Dec. 18th, 2008 07:13 pm
One of the guys at work is jumping ship and leaving before we all have to go in March. I asked him if he wanted a cake and, if so, what sort. He said, thinking he was being smart, that he'd like a woman jumping out of the cake. Because I know I can do craft things, and I'd made a cakes with figures on before, I said 'okay'. He was shocked but I said I'd use marzipan. In the end I didn't because I knew the arms wouldn't work. I used a Barbie and made her a little outfit.
It's not just me is it?
Dec. 14th, 2008 08:32 pmLook what I found at work
Dec. 11th, 2008 09:41 pmIt's a set of stereo headphones code-named Radek!
I work for a cell phone manufacturer and all the cell phones have female code names before they're announced and the accessories have male names. And yes it is because the accessories plug into the phones, the pins fitting snugly into the phones connector! Bloody male engineers. Still, it does lead to some fun finding out the names of the latest bit of kit that they design.
I checked the list today and there's no John or Rodney, but there's a David (portable changer) and a Jason (a multi-charger). I like to think that if Rodney and John ever appear that they'll be two accessories that work together perfectly. Maybe a beautiful, black flight case (John, of course) to protect the phone from scratches and a blue-tooth enabled watch that has more gadgets and functions than you can imagine and lets you use the phone (in it's flight case) as a life signs detector.
On to more mundane things I've had a stinking cold all week and Japanese visitors at work. Barely a moment to myself to blow my nose. Absolutely worn out by it all. Of course instead of having a weekend to catch my breath and sleep I've got a friend coming to stay for the weekend. Oh well, onwards and upwards.
Nothing ever goes to plan
Nov. 24th, 2008 09:06 pmOh, and this made me laugh
Busy week coming
Nov. 23rd, 2008 08:21 pmOh, and it's hailing so hard now I can't hear the tv.
As everyone else is doing it
Nov. 23rd, 2008 07:56 pmvisited 13 states (5.77%)
Create your own visited map of The World or try another Douwe Osinga project
I think I need to visit Norway to get my Scandinavian full set.
Nearly a McKay moment
Nov. 17th, 2008 06:56 pmI couldn't believe it. She had that glazed pout that Victoria Beckham has most of the time, the one that makes you wonder if she's got some sort of brain injury. I think even the woman serving was stunned by her ineptitude. I limited myself to eye rolling when what I really wanted to do was shout at her. This is what was going on in my head.
"What are you doing? Stop rummaging in your bag! If you're looking for your wallet, why didn't you do that when you were stood in the queue for ten minutes rather than when the server is already ringing up your goods? Come on, just pull a bag off the stand. Good god, come on it's just a frigging carrier bag not a mensa puzzle. That's it, rub it between your finger and thumb. There you are it's open now, aren't you clever? Oh, okay put your purse on the floor, that makes sense and wastes another minute where you have to work out what you were doing when you stand back up. Jesus, are you a goldfish? Stop acting like this is the fist time you've ever done this. I know you must have been in a shop before and I'm pretty sure I've had the misfortune to be stuck behind you in Tesco before now. Oh, yes now you have to pay. So that wasn't your wallet you were getting out before. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!! And please god, have pulled out of the car park before I have to."
Last call for Christmas gifts
Nov. 15th, 2008 03:12 pmI've finally finished making my fannish Christmas presents and I'm going to post them out this week. So if you've not signed up yet (or can't remember if you have) leave your address in a comment here, all screened of course, and you too can have an non-Christmasy, possibly useful, Atlantis themed present. Has to be said, I'm pretty damn pleased with how they've turned out.
Well done America
Nov. 5th, 2008 09:37 pmWhat upsets me though is the Yes vote for proposition 8. Very depressing that a state that can vote for change and Obama and all things good can then decide that it's okay to limit who people can marry. Baffling.
So, I'm tense
Nov. 4th, 2008 08:42 pmI know it's a little nuts to be nervous about an election in another country but, hell, this one counts. What's annoying is there's nothing I can do to affect it and now I'm stupidly worried that people won't vote the way the polls are showing or that for some reason the people who said they'd vote Obama don't vote because the polls are saying it's in the bag.
Anyway, I was speaking to a friend who lives in Holland and he told me he's going to the US Embassy to the election party there. Don't ask how he got the invite because I have no idea. He does this sort of thing (he got me into the Return of the King premiere in London). He said he's not pretending to be the Scottish Consul General, so who knows. He said he's looking forward to the evening as obviously the staff are mostly Republicans right now and he wants to watch them squirm. Of course I think that means he's jinxed it because I'm a pessimist.
Fingers crossed though.
Might have to have a drink...
Possibly take up smoking again...
God!
Look kids, snow!!!!
Oct. 29th, 2008 08:23 pmOkay, so it's not much snow but I still feel all festive, which is mad because it's not even November yet. However I have posted my Christmas (reverse) wish list. Leave a comment there if you want a Christmas present.
In other news, I'm seriously considering a move to Sweden next year with work, but we haven't seen the relocation package yet so it's still all up in the air. My boss has me running all sorts of odd projects to do with the handover of work, which is actually kind of cool as I can spend my days writing stuff with my head phones on and being anti-social :-)
The camera was the one from my phone and, despite the fact that it's one of the phones I helped make, I have to say it's crap. To be fair I said that at the time and no one listened. Ho hum, maybe that's why we're downsizing.
Christmas list
Oct. 27th, 2008 07:23 pmMore importantly though the mammoth Christmas project is nearing completion (thanks to the encouragement and help of
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It's not Christmas themed so if you don't celebrate Christmas but would still like an Atlantis pressie please feel free to comment too.